22 Reasons Why Wearing A Helmet Is Literally One Of The Absolute Worst Decisions A Person Can Make
1.What's the use in wearing a helmet?
2.They're useless:
3.There's seriously no point:
4.Wow. Falling on the pavement ruined a perfectly good helmet:
5.Would much rather have my head look like this:
6.This would look much better on a face:
7.I just don't get what all the hype is about:
8.Who needs a jaw anyway?
9.I doubt they even work:
10.Waste of time and money:
11.I, for one, think my face would look great with some pavement scratches running up and down it:
12.All they do is make you look dumb:
13.Can't see a reason to wear one at all:
14.They're completely useless:
15.Perhaps a giant dent:
16.I always wanted my head to look like this:
17.Why anyone would wear one is beyond me:
18.Seems like a big waste of money:
19.Yup, just not seeing the point:
20.Helmets are so dumb.
21.They just seem like a burden, really:
22.I mean, come on. Why wear one?