22 Genuinely Hilarious Tweets By Women That Made Me HOWL With Laughter
Good news, everyone — Twitter has been pretty fun again recently, just like the old days! Exhibit A: these 22 funny tweets by women from the past week.
i've looped around and instead of being envious of people who left twitter, i now think they're weak and i love everyone who stayed
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) February 22, 2024
Make sure you follow all these hilarious ladies on Twitter!
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My office overlooks a river, and today, my boss announced that a Q2 goal is for everyone to comment on the river at least twice a week. Specific examples of "wow, lotta ducks" and "what kind of boat do you suppose that is?" were cited, and I am once again yearning for the mines.
— McErin☘️ (@colleen_eileen) February 22, 2024
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guy next to me on the bus is just on his phone ai-generating pictures of guys playing baseball with baguettes instead of bats. just the same prompt over and over
— largest rodent (@capybaroness) February 21, 2024
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if screens bad why watching big screen while holding little screen feel so good
— ely kreimendahl (@ElyKreimendahl) February 22, 2024
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I put this in my calendar like two years ago as a joke but boy pic.twitter.com/lmogSK7hGr
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) February 21, 2024
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NYT Connections loves trying to call me uneducated over and over again. Tinder grinder bumble and hinge? Nice try, i learned my lesson after sponge bob square pants
— abby govindan (@abbygov) February 20, 2024
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When I don’t want to do something, I just break it down into little steps. All of which I don’t want to do either.
— Late to the party Laura (@ericamorecambe) February 20, 2024
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My mum has hers as “It’s complicated” and refuses to accept my dad’s friend request on Facebook despite them being married and living in the same house https://t.co/FLjOCfxY2J
— Grace (@graceyldn) February 20, 2024
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my brain is toast i think pic.twitter.com/aT4Ub1cHcD
— rachel (@rachelmillman) February 16, 2024
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my boyfriend just called to tell me he's eating an orange he found in a parking lot and I'm now realizing we're going to have to have a discussion about "found ground food".
— clair with the "esq" (@nastywomanatlaw) February 18, 2024
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Never in a million years did I think this was going to be the topic of the vent pic.twitter.com/9qq1Ioj8RG
— Danielle (@toepacktoe) February 15, 2024
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9yo (frustrated and crying): I just want to read my book, but I keep having to talk to people and do chores!
— Annie Morgan (@annie_m_morgan) February 18, 2024
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every time i have an “i’m back in high school/college and have to go to a class i’ve been skipping all semester” dream my dream self thinks “man its pretty weird i always dream about this and now it’s actually happening”. Ur so close dude come on
— zou bisou bisou where are you (@lilgrapefruits) February 15, 2024
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I was just trying to write, "I'm a reporter at the L.A. Times," but my email's auto-complete had other, darker ideas pic.twitter.com/9syjysocIx
— Laura J. Nelson 🦅 (@laura_nelson) February 15, 2024
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i’m nosey but idk if i’m a 50 part tik tok nosey.
— fran fine. (@C0URTMICHELE) February 19, 2024
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i physically cannot make a spotify playlist without adding every song i’ve ever liked. i’ll start one called “sad :(” and it’ll end up with temperature by sean paul on it
— chase (@_chase_____) February 23, 2024
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The big bottle of soy sauce is empty.Inner chaos-voice: “Fill it full of Diet Coke and casually sip from it in staff meetings, just to freak people out?” pic.twitter.com/tZwNrdbynl
— Dr Laura Eastlake (@VictorianMasc) February 20, 2024
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my 2yo demanded a "skateboard song" at bedtime (idk how he knows what a skateboard is ???) and i told him i did not know a skateboard song but he insisted and so i sang "sk8er boi" and he went straight to sleep.
— emily petrini (@emilykmay) February 20, 2024
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I love being a cat owner. They’re such easy pets to- STOP ATTACKING THE CURTAINS! QUIT EATING THE PLASTIC BAG YOU ALMOST DIED LAST TIME- but like I was saying very low maintenance pets
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) February 17, 2024
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No. Target. No. pic.twitter.com/Q39adp3gui
— AlisonIsBossy (@AlisonIsBossy) February 20, 2024
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i believe in traditional marriage. the husband should provide the material for the wife to write the personal essays about
— katie kadue (@kukukadoo) February 17, 2024
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"Please be more mindful of how expressive your eyebrows can be during meetings when others are speaking" my boss to me after the great 2 truths and a lie incident of February 15, 2024.
— McErin☘️ (@colleen_eileen) February 16, 2024
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if i was NPR’s competitor i would put on a concert with the biggest fucking desk you’ve ever seen
— cass city (@HeavenlyGrandpa) February 17, 2024
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