22 Of The Funniest Posts About Married Life (Feb. 25-March 3)
Marriage is full of highs, lows and a whole bunch of ordinary moments in between. Somehow the married people on X, Bluesky and Threads continue to find humor in the minutiae of wedded life.
Every week, we round up the funniest marriage posts on those platforms. Scroll down to read the latest batch:
I like to ask my husband to open jars for me that I can actually open myself, so he underestimates just how strong and powerful I really am.
— Hollie Harris (@allholls) February 28, 2025
I like to ask my husband to open jars for me that I can actually open myself, so he underestimates just how strong and powerful I really am.
— Hollie Harris (@allholls) February 28, 2025 ">
@theciscokidder.bsky.social/Bluesky
@itsdeenalang/Threads
I don’t mean to brag but I sneeze louder than my husband does.
— Jennifer Parker (@Mrs_JParker) February 25, 2025
I don’t mean to brag but I sneeze louder than my husband does.
— Jennifer Parker (@Mrs_JParker) February 25, 2025 ">
@napping.bsky.social/Bluesky
@sixfootcandy.bsky.social/Bluesky
I honestly didn’t even know there was a wrong way to fill the grocery cart until I met my husband.
— your other mom (@difficultpatty) March 2, 2025
I honestly didn’t even know there was a wrong way to fill the grocery cart until I met my husband.
— your other mom (@difficultpatty) March 2, 2025 ">
My wife is driving and just mom-armed me in case you were wondering how small I am.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) March 1, 2025
My wife is driving and just mom-armed me in case you were wondering how small I am.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) March 1, 2025 ">
Love it when my husband says those 3 little words: let's order pizza
— meghan (@deloisivete) March 1, 2025
Love it when my husband says those 3 little words: let's order pizza
— meghan (@deloisivete) March 1, 2025 ">
Stages of marriage:
1. I’m going to be such a good wife
2. Oh no— Tracie Breaux (@traciebreaux) February 28, 2025
Stages of marriage:
1. I’m going to be such a good wife
2. Oh no
— Tracie Breaux (@traciebreaux) February 28, 2025 ">
1. I’m going to be such a good wife
2. Oh no
My husband shuts his eyes when I’m saying something that he doesn’t want to hear.
— Late to the party Laura (@ericamorecambe) February 26, 2025
My husband shuts his eyes when I’m saying something that he doesn’t want to hear.
— Late to the party Laura (@ericamorecambe) February 26, 2025 ">
@icametogetdown/Threads
@henpecked_hal/Threads
Assignment: write a 500-word essay about true love.
Me: I memorized my wife's favorite Starbucks order here it is— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) March 3, 2025
Assignment: write a 500-word essay about true love.
Me: I memorized my wife's favorite Starbucks order here it is
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) March 3, 2025 ">
Me: I memorized my wife's favorite Starbucks order here it is
adamurb.bsky.social/Bluesky
My wife accidentally farted in front of a group of 10yo boys, but I said it was me. I think I finally found my purpose as a parent.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) February 25, 2025
My wife accidentally farted in front of a group of 10yo boys, but I said it was me. I think I finally found my purpose as a parent.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) February 25, 2025 ">
traciebreaux.bsky.social/Bluesky
With a wife and two daughters my house basically looks like a shoe store in the middle of a going out of business sale.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 23, 2025
With a wife and two daughters my house basically looks like a shoe store in the middle of a going out of business sale.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) February 23, 2025 ">
theciscokidder.bsky.social/Bluesky
If a husband says something in a forest and nobody hears, is he still wrong?
— Jew in a Canoe ✡️🎗️🇺🇦 memoir now available! (@WillieHandler) March 2, 2025
If a husband says something in a forest and nobody hears, is he still wrong?
— Jew in a Canoe ✡️🎗️🇺🇦 memoir now available! (@WillieHandler) March 2, 2025 ">
viktorwinetrout.bsky.social/Bluesky
professorkiosk.wtf/Bluesky
