Prisoner posts TripAdvisor-style review from his cell

A man who found himself spending the night in jail has posted a hilarious TripAdvisor-style review of his stay.

Christian Willoughby reportedly handed himself in following a breach of bail and was briefly detained before appearing at Grimsby Magistrates Court, reports the Metro.

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But while he was in a cell he managed to upload some pictures and a mock 'review' of his stay to Facebook.

He wrote: "I've given this place 4 stars. It's the all-day breakfast that lets it down really. Apart from that the staff are pleasant enough. Had my own on-suite room and butler... Who would come with tea and newspapers.

"Room was nice, the minimalistic idea was a nice touch. It was secure and safe... Quadruple glazing and security door. Ideal place for winding down after a hard day. I'd definitely come back."

While plenty of Facebook users commented that they found the post funny, police are not so impressed.

Chief Inspector James Glansfield told the Daily Telegraph: "The force are aware of pictures apparently of the Grimsby Custody Suite on social media.

"These appear to have been taken by a prisoner while in custody on Wednesday 9 March. We take any such breach of security and detainee safety extremely seriously and will be carrying out a review of our detainee management to identify any lessons learned and prevent further reoccurrences in the future.

"The Professional Standards Branch are investigating the circumstances of the incident."

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