Auto-tat: the very silliest car-based merchandise

Mark Nichol

Updated 24 December 2011 at 0:00 am

Car companies live or die by the strength of their brands. It's the reason Audi produces the R8 and, more successfully, Aston does the Cygnet.

But what if you love Audi but can't afford an R8, or love Aston Martin but can't think of even one reason to buy a Cygnet?

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Auto-tat: the very silliest car-based merchandise

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