Here Are 20 Mind-Bogglingly Unhinged Things Boomers Felt Were "Necessary" To Post On Social Media

Carley Suthers
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1.Pretty sure this wasn't supposed to be public...

Social media post with the text: "Masturbation techniques. For men. Old."

2.OK, "kerion":

Avatar holding a cake with text: "I did it... someone called me a kerion... LMMAOFFF OMG I'M ROLLING ON THE FLOOR."

3.Grandma is officially sick of grandpa and happy to announce it (apparently)...

Cartoon woman with a megaphone on a bright background says, "I'm looking for a good divorce attorney."

4.Someone moved on rather quickly...

A social media post shows floating heart shapes with the text "Prostitutes near me" and another post saying "Wife left me TODAY."
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5.After the 2024 election, I'm not even sure anymore...

Meme with laughing emojis asks, "Trump has 88 million followers. How many followers does science have? That's what I thought."
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6.How closely were they looking?

Social media post reading: "Warning: there is a man swimming at the pass with what appears to be an erection."
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7.I will quote this for the rest of my life:

Cartoon elderly bald man in a suit holding a flower, with humorous text about heartburn and burping. Surrounded by colorful flowers and insects
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8.This Boomer wants everyone to stop it with the breast implants:

Social media post stating: "Why do you have all the fake breasts. I do not appreciate them and hope you stop." A comment replies, "Hi Don, [Name] will call you soon."
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9.Luke's got bigger priorities:

Facebook post asking about something at Applebee's. Comments mention someone unconscious in a car and half-price appetizers after 10 pm
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10.Nothing fake is ever posted on social media, right?

Historical photo of a man standing next to a large, humanoid figure with text speculating its authenticity
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11.A rather amicable unfriending:

A Facebook post where Mary unfriends Josephine for posting too much. Josephine responds that it's fine and appreciates the advice

12.Well, that's some crappy intergalactic news(?):

Text over floating poop emoji background says: "aliens u all are fallen angels turn Demonic ruled under satan! End of story!"
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13.I mean, he has a point...

Social media post asking, "Food for thought, is scrambled eggs fried chicken?" with a humorous comment, "Easy over."
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14.So, would this technically be a stomachache or a toothache?

Text post about a dog eating dentures and having X-rays, with shocked and laughing face emojis, showing user reactions and comment count

15.Some would say this Boomer doesn't smell "gouda":

Image showing a Facebook post with emoji background. Text reads: "My neighbour is telling me I smell of cheese. How do I get rid of this problem?"

16.Now, I kinda want to know the true story...

Comment asking if others want to hear a story about a UFO sighting on March 26, 1995, at 5:55 a.m. Willing to share the full story

17.Most people prefer to save the defecating for after their coffee...

Social media post text asking, "What's a good defecated coffee?" with reactions and engagement options below

18.If eating pasta is wrong, I don't want to be right...

Summary of a post about eating in the 1950s and 60s: Pasta wasn't common, curry was unknown, and restaurants closed early. Reserved dining behavior was typical

19.This story was truly a wild ride:

Comment about enjoying snow and a childhood skiing mishap, with reactions and emojis

20.I'M SINGLE, LADIES:

A social media post clarifies the author is single, dismissing a rumor about a girlfriend. Ends with "ps. IM SINGLE LADIES."

H/T: r/oldpeoplefacebook

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