19 Photos People Shared Of Their HOA's Entitled Behavior And Wow, The AUDACITY Is Palpable

Homeowner's Associations, known as HOAs, are typically created to maintain the appearance of a neighborhood. However, they will occasionally become "hijacked" by nosy, power-hungry neighbors, leading to wildly petty and UNHINGED behavior. There's nothing quite as infuriating for a homeowner as being informed that they need to literally move their entire home or allow their dog's, ahem, bowel movements to be DNA tested — and unfortunately for these poor souls, they know all about it! Without further ado, here are 19 times HOAs had a bewildering amount of AUDACITY:

1.This homeowner was penalized for having "excessive weeds":

Gravel yard with a curved stone pathway leading to a driveway, bordered by bricks. Few sprouting plants are visible among the gravel
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2.This HOA has a "crappy" new policy:

Summary of Dog Registration Policy: All visiting dogs must be DNA registered. DNA tests cost $86.14. Fines for non-compliance may reach up to $500

3.This HOA will allow a homeowner to "Express Pay" their dues, for the "low" fee of $14.95:

Payment selection options: PayPal and credit card incur $11.80; bank account $2.95. Express Pay adds $14.95 for 1-day processing

4.This homeowner committed the crime of, gasp, putting their trash out two hours early and was rewarded with a note from the HOA president:

Notice about trash collection: 1) Correct timing details for disposal. 2) Request to avoid blocking mailbox with bags

5.This homeowner was informed that the house they've lived in for over a decade is now "too close" to the road:

Sign on lawn about proposal to change zoning from residential to commercial, with public hearing details and contact info. House visible in background

6.This homeowner was threatened with legal action because of an overgrown bush:

Email notifying Ryan of a violation for unsubmitted ARF in exterior work, warning of future non-compliance consequences involving attorneys

7.This homeowner discovered that their HOA's lawn maintenance team shattered their glass door:

Front door with broken glass panel, wreath labeled "welcome," and "hello" on doormat. Shattered glass scattered on steps

8.This homeowner had the police called on them because their grass was "overgrown":

A suburban house with a brick facade, a large front yard, a tree, and a two-car garage. Sidewalk curves around the front lawn

9.This HOA is suggests that kids play in the park, instead of their, checks notes, neighborhood:

Note warning about noise and disruptions from park activities; encourages thoughtful park use to maintain harmony among residents
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10.This homeowner's privacy bushes were cut down by the HOA's maintenance team:

View through a window showing a garden with trimmed bushes and trees in a residential neighborhood on a clear day
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11.This homeowner's internet cables got a trim, too:

Exposed wires hang from a brick wall near a bush, leading to the ground

12.This HOA decided the best way to let homeowners know their vehicle was in violation was to slap on an irremovable sticker:

A car window with a green "NO PARKING" ticket under the wiper, visible through the glass
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13.This HOA considers chalk art "vandalism":

Sign on a fence: "No chalk drawing allowed. Violators fined." Handwritten note: "Who is the miserable person who complained about this?"

14.This HOA replaced the current American Flag with the "Betsy Ross" version:

Betsy Ross flag with 13 stars in a circle and 13 stripes, waving outdoors against a backdrop of trees and sky

15.This HOA painted the mailboxes shut:

Close-up of a light-colored metal door with a number "13" embossed and a round keyhole at the center

16.This homeowner was ironically informed that their HOA check was invalid because it wasn't written in blue or black ink:

Partial check image with handwritten note: "Must be written in blue or black ink."
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17.This homeowner isn't allowed to turn off their porch light at night:

Dimly lit room with partially open curtains and a silhouette of a chair
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18.This HOA decided to replace everyone's house numbers:

Cardboard sign with handwritten number "7102" on a textured wall
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19.This HOA does very discreet surveillance:

Green car with "HOA Enforcement" and "Your Home, Our Rules" written on it, parked on grass, surrounded by other vehicles

It's giving, "I'm watching you, Wazowski."

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Which one of these HOA blunders did you think was the worst? Have you ever dealt with an unhinged or power-hungry HOA? Let us know in the comments!

H/T: r/mildlyinfuriating and r/fuckHOA