17 Unhinged Screenshots From Dating Apps That Literally Put Me In Fight-Or-Flight

1.This stranger who asked for $20 after talking on Hinge for four days:

"We've been talking for a minute and it's just $20 lol"
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2.This emoji message that quickly went NSFW:

"we're going for a food baby?"
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3.This person on Bumble who doesn't want to "breed mediocrity":

"I'm not breeding mediocrity into my kids!"
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4.This dude who got riled up real fast:

"Woah...I was just teasing you"
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5.This person who rematched with someone months later — only to be bombarded with questions about why they're still single:

"We've matched before"
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"What kind of questions are these"
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"Right how it have to be"
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"Okay, I'm sorry you feel that way."
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"you contradict yourself in a single sentence"
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6.This short king who fired back:

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7.This man who wants "mature compliments" only:

"you're so cute"
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8.This super rude Bumble match who swiped right "accidentally":

"Your ugly asf, accidentally swiped right"
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9.This match who just wanted to say "sup":

"Sup ging"
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10.This dad joke that was misunderstood:

"Yeah nothing because they fast"
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11.This "joke" that turned into an insult:

"I can see why u need this"
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12.This Tinder match who's literally just looking for a complete stranger to dogsit:

"wanna be the dad to my puppy"
u/mariocova3 / Via 0u/my_friends_first_experience_back_on_tinder/

13.And this match who wants a dogsitter...for himself?:

"I'm going to dress up in a dog costume and pay you to babysit me"
u/One-Head-1483 / Via reddit.com

14.This question that was too much:

"What else do you like?"
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15.This "nice" guy who knows what he's looking for:

"females who aren't b*****s"
u/FallingUppp / Via reddit.com

16.This conversation that turned awkward:

"She's in icu"
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17.And finally, this Tinder match who has a boyfriend:

"But we can do other stuff"
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H/T: r/Tinder and r/Bumble