It’s hot. OMG it’s soooo hot. Everyone at your work is sleep deprived from another airless night. Those with electric fans are feeling smug while those without know purchasing one on the ‘third day’ is a pointless venture. Next year, lads. Next year.
When temperatures start to soar you can be sure the nation will be ready to react with the same old heatwave clichés. Including publishing articles like this.
Oh the irony.