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15 Hilarious Signs That'll Make You Snot-Laugh And Embarrass Yourself In Public

Krista Torres
·2-min read

It is time for another roundup of the funniest signs from Reddit. Last week's was something else, and this week's won't disappoint either. Here we go!

1.I think we know what they were trying to say with this sign, but it missed the mark just a bit:

Sign reads: "All girls with long hair must be tied up. Thank you. Debbie."
Sign reads: "All girls with long hair must be tied up. Thank you. Debbie."

2.And although this one isn't technically Spanish, we also get the gist:

Wooden planks with "Do not enter here" in English and "Entero somewhere elso" in incorrect Spanish block a doorway
Wooden planks with "Do not enter here" in English and "Entero somewhere elso" in incorrect Spanish block a doorway

3.This one assumes people are carrying around a ruler, and also totally okay with measuring their turds:

Sign in bathroom: "No poops bigger than 2.5 inches in diameter and 6 inches in length at this time. Sorry for the inconvenience." Sad face emoji
Sign in bathroom: "No poops bigger than 2.5 inches in diameter and 6 inches in length at this time. Sorry for the inconvenience." Sad face emoji

4.This sign is a pun that I really didn't need to read:

Gas station with a sign displaying gas prices at $4.89 and humorous question: "Why aren't hemorrhoids called asteroids?"
Gas station with a sign displaying gas prices at $4.89 and humorous question: "Why aren't hemorrhoids called asteroids?"

5.I don't like thinking about what this mom must have had to clean up that led her to making this homemade sign:

Hand-drawn sign titled "Toilet Hygiene" shows do's and don'ts with stick figures. Reminds to clean the seat and wash hands after use
Hand-drawn sign titled "Toilet Hygiene" shows do's and don'ts with stick figures. Reminds to clean the seat and wash hands after use

6.Speaking of mothers, this one wants you to think of yours:

Sign discouraging buying stolen goods, humorously suggests a mother's disappointment and advises calling her. Bottom text clarifies store policy
Sign discouraging buying stolen goods, humorously suggests a mother's disappointment and advises calling her. Bottom text clarifies store policy

7.It appears that people are really into bathroom signs this week:

Sign in English and Portuguese advises to use the bathroom without leaving any trace, likening it to committing a crime
Sign in English and Portuguese advises to use the bathroom without leaving any trace, likening it to committing a crime

8.This little sign is a reminder to "pick your teef" as a commenter said:

A clear bowl labeled "TOOFPICKS" is filled with individually wrapped toothpicks on a counter
A clear bowl labeled "TOOFPICKS" is filled with individually wrapped toothpicks on a counter

9.This one serves as a good reminder for all handymen:

A person holds a framed sign reading, "Measure twice, cut once," in a workshop setting
A person holds a framed sign reading, "Measure twice, cut once," in a workshop setting

10.Welp. Now I know a town called Dildo exists:

Road sign pointing to the town of Dildo, with trees in the background
Road sign pointing to the town of Dildo, with trees in the background

It is in Canada.

11.This sign is really inclusive of all things:

Sign with icons and text: "We don't care, just be fresh and wash your hands." Icons include a person, robot, avocado, and person in wheelchair
Sign with icons and text: "We don't care, just be fresh and wash your hands." Icons include a person, robot, avocado, and person in wheelchair

12.This sign makes you realize some poor person is probably having a funeral for their stolen laundry detergent:

Poster lamenting the loss of a 170-load detergent with a plea for its return, stating it was used for less than 30 loads and was taken within two days
Poster lamenting the loss of a 170-load detergent with a plea for its return, stating it was used for less than 30 loads and was taken within two days

13.This sign was taken a little too literally by someone:

Sign above a hand dryer reads, "PLEASE DRY HANDS HERE!!!" with handprints on it
Sign above a hand dryer reads, "PLEASE DRY HANDS HERE!!!" with handprints on it

14.This bar has the perfect sign and location for bullshitters:

Two bar stools in a corner with a sign above them reading "Bullshit Corner."
Two bar stools in a corner with a sign above them reading "Bullshit Corner."

15.And, finally, this brand really covered all their bases with this sign:

Truck advertisement for "Dick Carriers Performance Underwear" with the URL RespectYourPackage.com shown
Truck advertisement for "Dick Carriers Performance Underwear" with the URL RespectYourPackage.com shown

Which one made you LOL the most?! Let us know in the comments, and be sure to check back next week for another hilarious roundup!

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