15 of the funniest tweets about Brexit not happening today
If you feel like Brexit has been going on for literally forever then, well, you're pretty much right. Since the United Kingdom voted to leave the European Union three and a half years ago in June 2016, Brexit has now been delayed three times.
The UK was originally supposed to leave the EU back in March 2019, but when ex-Prime Minister Theresa May failed to get her Brexit deal through Parliament the date for Brexit was extended to May. And then October. The 31st of October, to be precise - which is today.
We've finally reached 31 October and current Prime Minister Boris Johnson still hasn't secured a Brexit deal MPs are happy to approve, forcing him to request an extension until 31 January, 2020.
So, in true internet style, people on Twitter have been trolling the fact that Brexit hasn't happened today, using the hashtag #BritainHasExploded to mock Conservative MP Mark Francois who said "this country will explode" if Brexit doesn't go ahead.
We've had a good LOL and thought it only fair to share some of the funniest tweets, just for you. Unsurprisingly there are a lot about tea.
The day is upon us.
Mark Francois warned us all.
It's October 31st and Britain has not left the EU.
This country has exploded.
Please share your images of TOTAL CHAOS AND ANARCHY using the hashtag #BritainHasExploded pic.twitter.com/lbb5QqiV0Z— Dai Lama (@WelshDalaiLama) October 31, 2019
WHERE IS MARK FRANCOIS? THE RIOTS ARE OUT OF HAND. #BritainHasExploded pic.twitter.com/Hf3SxQ4ZSl
— Trick Or Treat Tommy 🎃 (@IngloriousTward) October 31, 2019
We can't even remember a day that didn't involve Brexit.
Total anarchy on what should have been Brexit Day. Or, as we call it round here, Thursday... #BritainHasExploded pic.twitter.com/NSu7XrtoLh
— A House That Tweets (@TwoNiplands) October 31, 2019
Stay safe out there, kids.
#BritainHasExploded is now trending. Latest updates:
- Wrexham Greggs has run out of steak bakes
- Karen called in sick at Lowestoft Asda
- Farty smell reported at Chatham train station
- A dog shit bin is overflowing in Thetford Forest
Stay safe, friends. It's chaos out there pic.twitter.com/MVntKqYsoK— Dai Lama (@WelshDalaiLama) October 31, 2019
Terrible scenes.
Terrible scenes as the label thing fell in my tea this morning #BritainHasExploded pic.twitter.com/QUnM7w3eqO
— James Edwards (@Pupsmd_micro) October 31, 2019
Me biscuit fell in me brew! Run! Save yourselves! #BritainHasExploded pic.twitter.com/4QTnzEAYse
— All Manner of Somethings (@Shouldknowbetta) October 31, 2019
It's absolute carnage here in South Cambs today. #BritainHasExploded pic.twitter.com/193uEqWVBU
— South Cambs Labour (@SCambsLabour) October 31, 2019
Basically the end of the world, tbh.
#BritainHasExploded came into work to find some brexiteer has muddled up my Rubik's cube. It truly is the end of days... pic.twitter.com/rna7FpUci6
— Lee Barnard (@_lee_barnard) October 31, 2019
I didn't believe him when he told us what would happen if we hadn't left by 31st October.....
MARMITE.....in....the.....butter!!!#BritainHasExploded pic.twitter.com/RoX7GRq0v3— Eamonn Hennessy (@EamonnHennessy) October 31, 2019
Unheard of!!
This is worse than I feared. Strangers chatting to each other on a bus this morning.#BritainHasExploded pic.twitter.com/04Uq669RuR
— The Sceptics Gospel (@ScepticalGospel) October 31, 2019
Naturally, the most obvious choice for a rallying point.
It's 31st October, Brexit Day, we haven't left and as predicted #BritainHasExploded The scenes outside Wetherspoons, the natural rallying point, are terrifying. pic.twitter.com/PP9eUkukDD
— seldon scott (@seldonscott) October 31, 2019
Even the confectionary industry has descended into utter chaos.
Oh my god it's real, #BritainHasExploded ! My skittles don't have an S on them, how do I know I'm eating skittles!?!?! pic.twitter.com/IO8mKWIZls
— James Bradshaw (@Jambobinator) October 31, 2019
Don't mess with our fast food.
The posh wankers have already begun to infect us lesser beings by trying to add culture to our fast food #BritainHasExploded pic.twitter.com/2Le7cYYqQx
— Nathan (@nathansrith) October 31, 2019
Send help.
I have run out of Digestives, please send help #BritainHasExploded #BrexitDay #BrexitDayChaos pic.twitter.com/uIkJJoguCP
— Q Hussain (@qhussain40) October 31, 2019
Get in line, everyone.
People queuing up to join a riot in London... absolute mayhem! Take care everyone #BritainHasExploded pic.twitter.com/CbauXGHnN9
— F❄REIGN LUVV🌹E ANTI-BREXIT TRAIT❄R (@ValueSurplus) October 31, 2019
Will Brexit ever actually happen? Stay tuned.
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