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A man has incited the wrath of the internet by tweeting a list of "incredibly sexist" ways for women to be beautiful.
"When you get off the plane, speed walk to passport control. You save a minute of queuing for every person you pass."
After hyping his line of unisex hoodies, shirts and pants, Justin Bieber officially makes his debut as a fashion designer — with mixed results.