"More S&M than M&S"
It features chic beach shells
"Door’s on the latch, find me upstairs"
Finally, a chance to invest in her lust-worthy wardrobe.
"You’d have someone’s eye out with the size of that!!!"
"How has Marks and Spencer managed not only to mess up the spelling but make a biryani without rice and meat?"
“It may be an actual cocktail, but I don’t madly want to explain to my small daughter what a porn star is, while shopping for cake.”