“Bruv, you couldn’t at least melt the cheese?”
Cheese is for life, not just for Christmas, after all.
The supermarket chain will be launching nine advent calendars on 7 November.
Move over chocolate, it's all about cheese, cakes and wine this Christmas.
Who knew that anything could ever top the long-awaited pig in blanket?
The only thing we’re not too keen on is the share part.
"Further confirmation that the future is female."
Could we brie anymore excited?
"WTF is wrong with people?"