“Bought this to support Ivanka after the vicious attacks on her business,” reads one. “I was recently thinking about how I could contribute to the Ivanka Trump line after the despicable and deplorable left attacked her brand,” they said.
Perhaps it was the confusing title: “Hutzler Banana Slicer Cutter Great for Cereal/Sandwitches [sic]/Splits/Hot Dogs”? Or maybe it was the weird product description which promised to: “save you time to make salad, or share banana with your family & friends”? “I do not wish to cut my banana, so this product is useless.