Why The Rock Isn't Happy About Prince William Being Named the 'World's Sexiest Bald Man'

Daniel Davies
·2-min read

It's been a busy few days in the lives of bald men. On Friday, The Sun published a story that named Prince William as the world's sexiest bald man.

The decision was based on research by cosmetic surgery specialists Longevita, who discovered that William had been described as “sexy” a whopping 17.6million times in blogs, reports and other pages found in Google searches.

By Saturday evening, news of Prince William's win had reached fellow bald man Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, who, to put it mildly, wasn't best pleased at the result.

"How in the cinnamon toast f*ck does this happen," wrote Johnson on Twitter.

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We're sure not being named the world's sexiest bald man was hard to take for Johnson, but we're sure it was made even harder by the fact he didn't even make it into the top five, and neither did his own personal choice for sexiest bald man: Larry David.

Second place on the list went to Mike Tyson, and we're not saying anything about the former heavyweight champion of the world, but he has to be happy with that result. While Jason Statham, musician and 'Mr Worldwide' Pitbull and basketball legend Michael Jordan landed in places three, four and five.

Floyd Mayweather, John Travolta and Bruce Willis all also beat Johnson, who eventually finished in ninth place, just ahead of his Fast and Furious co-star Vin Diesel, who came in at number 10.

If you're as angry as Johnson is about those results, you have two choices. You can either start publishing blogs that describe Johnson as sexy or you can check out this article on what 16 famous bald actors looked like when they had hair. You decide.

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