(I've got a feeling "vagina-shaped fudge hole" is actually a thing on Urban Dictionary. DO NOT look it up).
The company makes a number of different flavours and styles of fudgeinas, including this seasonal Christmas pudding flavoured vulva.
So that’s Nan’s present sorted then…
The website says of the festive fanny (I hate myself…): “It’s the most wonderful time of the year! What better way to show love this Christmas with a Christmas Plum Pudding Fudgeina!
“Made with luscious dark vegan chocolate and juicy plum flavouring - finished with an edible snow glaze and a holly vajazzle, it literally can't get any more Christmassy!”
As well as this Christmas vagina (which I’m sure is exactly how Jesus saw his birthday being celebrated in 2019), other fudge vaginas on offer include chocolate, vanilla and strawberry. And, I know what you’re going to ask… “Do they come with vajazzle sets and condoms?” Well yes they do!
For a little extra cash, your fudgeina can be sent with a vajazzle set, which includes three vegan icing tubes in black, red and green so you can personalise it.
There’s also an option to send it with a condom “to let your friend know what you expect them to do with it.”
The website’s words, not mine, btw.
Oh, and did we mention that all the fudgeinas are vegan, so there’s no excuse for you not buying one for everyone at the office. But expect a call from HR if you do.
Prices start at £9.99, and you get free UK postage and packing. And you just can't argue with that.
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