Taylor Swift’s Horoscope Seems to Be a Greater Predictor of the Future Than Her Easter Eggs
When it comes to Taylor Swift, 33, no clue is ever coincidental. From hinting at future albums to teasing song titles, the singer-songwriter loves planting Easter eggs (sometimes three years in advance). But, while we've learned to underline, highlight and annotate every Instagram caption and lyrical couplet from the Pennsylvania native, there's one source that we should've been looking at all along: her horoscope.
In the past couple months, the “Anti-Hero” singer has seen her relationship with Joe Alwyn become front page news, after it was reported by multiple sources that the couple had broken up after 6 years together. However, while Swift has stayed mum, her horoscope has spoken volumes.
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It all started in early April, when both People and Entertainment Tonight reported that Swift and Alwyn had broken up after six-plus years together. “It was not dramatic,” a source close to the couple told ET. “The relationship had just run its course.”
According to these sources, the pair had actually broken up weeks prior, but the news hadn't come to the surface until then. Now, if we look at Swift's horoscope (Sagittarius) from that week (April 2—April 8), we would find some intriguing details.
As astrologer Jaime Wright wrote, “Seeds you planted back in September toward making new friends or gaining success come to fruition this week. Now the challenge is balancing what’s grown in your public life with what you’d like to cultivate at home.”
If we look at this closely, we can see that back in September, Swift had just announced her 10th studio album, Midnights, and at the time of this prediction, the singer was only weeks into her supporting tour. The fruits of her work were at a successful high in April (her Eras Tour is already predicted to be one of the highest-grossing concert tours of all time). However, her life at home seemed to be rocky, and she needed that balance.
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Now, if we look at Swift's horoscope for the following week, things get even more interesting.
Following the reported split between Swift and Alwyn, the singer grabbed headlines again after it was rumored she was dating the frontman of The 1975, Matty Healy.
Sources like The Messenger said that Swift had been “swept off her feet” by the British singer. “[Healy] and Taylor have been friends for years and reconnected,” a source told the site. “They had talked about working on music together years ago, but reunited through mutual friends.”
If we look at Swift's horoscope for April 9—April 15, we would see this: “Last week’s full moon brought a wild weekend of birthday parties or bachelorette shenanigans, and now you’re ready to get back to your usual schedule. That means not just getting back to work, but also getting back on the apps (or joining a club) to look for that special someone. The people who come into your life over the next few weeks bring extra sweetness. Lean into that support!”
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If there was ever a time that Swift needed support and needed to lean into someone, it would be then—following the rupture of the longest relationship of her career. Whether Swift and Healy are *actually* dating or not, the universe predicted that someone would come into her life and be the ballast that she needed.
Despite all the rumors, gossip and hearsay, Swift is, naturally, sharing the details on her own terms. And most notably, at her Saturday night show in Foxborough, Massachusetts, Swift told the crowd: “Oh my gosh, this is insane. I kinda just feel like telling you, I don't know, I've just never been this happy in my life in all aspects of my life ever before, and I just want thank you for being a part of that.”
Of course, if we look at Swift's horoscope from the past week, one eye-catching sentence reads: “For the next year (through May 2024), you will find more joy and meaning in your work, health and routine than you thought was possible!”
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So, while the tabloids can talk all they want, it's clear from the stars (and the mouth of Taylor herself), she's doing better than she ever was.
We'll be keeping a closer eye on the Sagittarius horoscope from now on.
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