"It just exploded with crystals all over him, he was wet up to his chest inside his onesie and very stressed."
“While we understand that some people would like to see a picture of our daughter, we as parents, want nothing more than allow her to grow up in privacy and safety."
“As long as the baby can come out, we don’t care if you’re full bush, bald as a baby, or something exciting like a lightening bolt/vajazzled."
Sandra Bullock can charm her way out of even the most disastrous roles. When stalker romcom All About Steve earned her a Worst Actress “Razzie” in 2009 (the same year she won an Oscar for The Blind Side), she turned up to accept the award with a wheelbarrow of DVDs. Actually, the film really wasn’t very good, and I suspect Bullock knew it – but it was hardly the first critical calamity from which she emerged unscathed.
Five years after giving birth mothers are 80 per cent more likely to get breast cancer than women of the same age who don’t have children.
"I look around as I'm walking my daughter to the front door and all we see is rat nest hair, no make-up, eye bags out to wherever."