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Survival Guide: What To Do When You Couldn’t Give A Tiny Rat’s Arse About Euro 2016
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‘Dimly Lit Meals For One’: A Feast Of Heartbreaking Hilarity
<p>“Humanity at its lowest culinary ebb.”<br /></p><p>There really should be a word in the dictionary to describe that dismal feeling you get after preparing a meal that looks so bleak it makes you want to cry a bit.</p><p>Tom Kennedy has captured those desolate mealtimes in his blog <a rel="nofollow" href="http://dimlylitmealsforone.tumblr.com/">Dimly Lit Meals for One</a>; a hilarious collection of depressing dinners accompanied by tragicomic short stories. </p><p>Here are some of our painful
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Kanye ‘Super Inspired’ By IKEA Trip: But What Did He Buy?
Kanye went to IKEA and it looks like he had a smashing time: We don’t know whether he bought anything or if he just had a browse (or if he even visited a store, perhaps he just popped into the brand’s head office for a meeting about a Yeezy x IKEA collaboration?) but here’s a list of potential Yeezy purchases… Kanye probably needs more space in his bedroom to practise his dance moves. This bed is the prefect solution for freeing up floor space! Go Yeezy! Go Yeezy! Bet Kanye gets dead annoyed wh
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Ugly Pets: Varying Degrees Of Alarming
U-G-L-Y you ain’t got no alibi - because you’re an animal and you don’t need to defend or excuse yourself. 1. This cat is identical to Miss Hannigan from the original cast of Annie. reddit Am I right?! Disney/Columbia / Lockerdome.com 2. Oh hi!
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How To Get Out Of Any Awkward First Date Conversation
Open-ended questions require lengthier answers and can initiate discussion. “Would you rather: hand out flyers all day every day for five years or punch a baby in the face?” This is not an open-ended question.
