THE TEENAGE DIRTBAG
They cost how much?! Oh shut up, Mum. Yes, they’re meant to look like that. Bow down to Y2K, breathe for shredded denim and sling on every chain. Keep tank tops tight. And drench them in diamanté. That looks much better, diva. Kitten heels or busted up boots — and if in doubt go ugly. Asymmetric, acid wash and always Amber Leaf. Three cheers to you, Effy Stonem.
Jean Paul Gaultier cotton top - £130