These Sriracha Yoga Pants Are Made For Sex
If you thought that yoga pants were already as sexy as they could get, you were dead wrong. Meet Srirachas, yoga pants that'll make your tightest pair of Lululemons look about as alluring as a pair of crocs. That's because Srirachas are made specifically for having sex. How, you might ask? Take a look and see if you can spot their secret:
While they might look like a normal pair of yoga pants, there's actually a hidden flap that opens in the crotch for easy vaginal access.
The idea with Srirachas is that you don't have to completely Donald Duck yourself to have sex. Whether it's cold out or you're just in the mood for an extremely quick quickie, Srirachas would theoretically let you get it in without having to disrobe completely. Nothing says sexy like having to manually separate two pieces of fabric from around your vulva?
As you can tell by the chili pepper above, the hot (wink wink) pants look totally normal from the outside. So normal in fact, you can even do some basic yoga poses with them. When you need access though, the covert flap opens up. It's not just like some gaping hole where your crotch is exposed the entire time.
The site touts the pants as a way for busy new moms to get it on without having to risk their kids walking in on them completely naked, but TBH, they seem just as clutch for non-mothers. The wide waistband is designed to smooth your tummy, the material is fleece-lined so it's not ultra thin (no cameltoe!), and there's a secret pocket inside the waistband. No word on future colors, but I do hope these are offered in more body-fluid friendly shades soon. A heather grey perhaps?
Srirachas are $69.69 (lol), which is not only just a fun number, but honestly kind of a steal? Like I'd buy Lululemon pants for way more and these are funny AF.
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