Quiz: Chris Pratt, Amir Khan or Roman Abramovich – which new bachelor is your type?
They aren’t alone this year, of course. In fact, 2017 has been something of an annus mirabilis for celebrity divorce lawyers, in the same way 2016 was a red-letter year for obituary writers. It's only Month Eight, and yet we have seen the demise of Ben Stiller and Christine Taylor; David Schwimmer and Zoe Buckman; Scarlett Johansson and Romain Dauriac; Cuba Gooding Jr and Kapfer; Casey Affleck and Summer Phoenix; Jamie and Louise Redknapp (reportedly) and Mel B and that potato man. Add to that all the shock, is-nothing-sacred Love Island break-ups, and Eros's reputation is looking very bleak indeed.
As this week's three doors close, though, consider their symmetrical openings. Three eligible bachelors have been born, and given this has occurred at that rare, dry junction between divorce season and silly season, that calls for a quiz.
Which one will you best match with, when they eventually reach Tinder? Go on.
