Pokémon Sex Toys Are Now A Thing
[Photo: Etsy/GeekySexToys]
We live in a brave new world, in which the basic 2-D Pokémon games of yesteryear are now so real you can almost touch them (thank you, Pokémon Go).
But as per usual, the world has taken this concept a step too far. Three words: Pokémon sex toys.
The Bulby dildo [Photo: Etsy/GeekySexToys]
Yep, instead of agonising between the Hitachi Magic Wand or a Rampant Rabbit, you can now choose between a Charmander, Bulbasaur or Squirtle dildo.
They’ve been created by Etsy seller ‘GeekySexToys’ just in time for the Pokémon Go hype, and they’re affectionately called Bulby, Charmy and Squirty.
Oh, and there’s a Pikachu butt plug - Piky.
The Charmy dildo [Photo: Etsy/GeekySexToys]
The series is appropriately called Pokémoan, and you can purchase the whole set in a fancy case for £154.86 or purchase them separately.
The Charmy dildo (based on fire Pokémon Charmander) offers “intense orgasms everywhere it goes”, while Bulby (based on Bulbasaur) “has a large seed tip making it a very pleasurable friend to have”.
The Squirty dildo [Photo: Etsy/GeekySexToys]
Squirty (AKA Squirtle), meanwhile, “has a smooth round head with a large grooved turtle shell on its back” and Piky “is an extremely cute yet essential addition to your team”.
The Piky buttplug [Photo: Etsy/GeekySexToys]
Just because it promises to make you the ultimate Pokémon sex master, it doesn’t mean that the Etsy shop has compromised on quality - Pokémoan toys are made using 100% skin-safe silicone.
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