Best adult gifts for him and her for Christmas 2020 OLD
It’s an understatement to say 2020 has been the weirdest year on record and many of us have found ourselves at one stage or another, doing some pretty peculiar things.
There have been opportunities to be nice - helping neighbours during the pandemic, resisting the urge to hoard both loo roll and gigantic sacks of penne, for instance - as well as irresistible chances for naughtiness.
Be honest: how many of us covertly Googled the answer to an obscure Zoom quiz question, or hid the last, final piece of a jigsaw from your household, just to add a frisson of drama to another dreary day in lockdown?
Only you know the truth. Well, you and St. Nick that is, because guess what? He’s been keeping tabs all year with a list that’s been checked not once, but - gulp - twice. Santa is nothing if not thorough.
So, what can you expect in your stocking on Christmas morning? Thankfully, with renewable energy targets to meet, we can assume a lump of coal is out of the question.
For the naughty, there could be devilish surprises to appeal to your bad side, while good boys and girls might find heavenly chocolate truffles to feast on before they’ve even gotten out of bed.
Well, wonder no more. A North Pole source confidential to ES Best (we have connections everywhere) has revealed a list of the top naughty and nice gifts rumoured to be in your Christmas stocking this year.
See our favourites below
Debenhams Taupe ‘Sleek’ Fleece Dressing Gown
Stay in a cocoon of cosiness all day in this super soft dressing gown that is available in sizes 8 to 26.
Falke x Liberty Rhonda Knee High Socks
Socks stuffed inside a stocking may have serious Matryoshka nesting vibes, but we’re happy to go with it - especially when they’re this beautiful.
Womanizer Liberty x Lily Allen
Singer, songwriter, author... and now, adult toy designer, Lily Allen continues to add strings to her bow. This travel-sized version of the bestselling Womanizer comes in a pink and orange combo, is USB rechargeable and offers six levels of stimulation to leave you feeling oh-so joyous.
Versace I Heart Baroque Slippers
Like walking on soft, fluffy clouds while angels play harps in the background.
La Perla Flower Explosion Balconette Bra in beige recycled Lycra
Underwear that's made to be seen, this knock 'em dead balconette bra is covered in pretty floral embroidery on near transluscent fabric for a statement look that's barely there.
Jo Loves A Fragrance Paintbrush
A stroke of genius, these beautfilly scented paintbrushes come in dreamy scents like White Rose & Lemon Leaves, Green Orange & Coriander, Red Truffle 21 and our favourite, Pomelo.
Desmond & Dempsey Printed Cotton Pyjama Set
Because you can never have too many sets of PJs that are nice enough to spend all day in.
£150 | Selfridges
Lelo Massage Candle Vanilla & Creme de Cacao 150g
Made with all-natural soy wax, shea butter and apricot kernal oil, this candle is perfect for wintry nights in with your S.O.
First light to set the ambience, than use the melted puddle of incredible smelling wax to massage your partner. Everyone wins.
Lovehoney Blowmotion Collection
The pleasure professionals at Lovehoney have released a six-strong collection of sex toys for men that mimic the sensation of oral. Promising delirious waves of ecstacy, the Blowmotion collection features suction technology and can warm up so that they feel just like the real thing.
Sauce Shop Hot Sauce Challenge Set
Keep the winter chills away in the most delicious way possible with this devilishly hot collection of sauces. There are five in this gift set, ready for any culinary situation - yes, even Christmas dinner.
Agent Provocateur Madelina High Neck Underwired Bra
Such a great gift it even comes gift-wrapped with a pretty red bow.
Manikhin Playing Cards
If you’re fed up of board games, give games night a vintage twist with a fresh deck of cards. Inspired by the art of burlesque and vintage postcards, this set is illustrated by artist Roma Manikhin and will add an erotic and slightly weird edge to your next poker game.
Ann Summers Festive Sparkle Bunny
They're not just for Easter. Available in sizes XS - XXL.
