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Merry XXX-mas to all! These sex toy advent calendars from Lovehoney save you around $600 — here's my honest review

Including dildos, vibrators, lubricants, blindfolds and one product that had me asking, "What in the Christian Grey is this?"

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I tested two sex toy advent calendars from Lovehoney — here's my honest review. (Photos via Lovehoney)

'Tis the season to start thinking about advent calendars! From beauty to chocolate — and even fishing — there's likely an advent calendar that'll tickle your fancy. And if you're interested in trying a sex toy advent calendar, it'll likely tickle you in other places as well.

Lovehoney, a popular adult retailer, has a few advent calendars they're selling this year and I got my hands on two of them to see what they're like. With sex toys for men, women and couples, there's a little something for anyyone who wants to get a little naughty instead of nice this holiday season.

To see my thoughts on the Womanizer X We-Vibe Couple's Advent Calendar 2024 and the Lovehoney Indulge Sex Toy Advent Calendar 2024, scroll onwards!


This 24-piece calendar from Lovehoney is valued at more than $650.

Pros
  • Toys from quality brands
  • A wide variety of products
  • Great for newbies and pros alike
  • A mix of practical and fun
  • Extremely good value
Cons
  • The calendar itself is a bit bulky
$249 at Lovehoney at Lovehoney

I love Womanizer products, so I was super excited to unwrap the Womanizer X We-Vibe Couple's Advent Calendar with my partner. Valued at $669, the 24-piece kit costs $249 and features a mix of luxe and practical items, like a clitoral suction vibrator and wipes to clean toys after use.

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The Womanizer X We-Vibe Couple's Advent Calendar 2024 has loads of fun and quality goodies. (Photo via Sarah Rohoman)

The advent calendar has 24 items:

  • Womanizer Liberty 2 clitoral suction vibe

  • We-Vibe Sync Lite

  • USB Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator

  • Toy Gel & Sex Toy Cleaning Wipes

  • Textured G-Spot Silicone Dildo (use with or without the bullet vibrator)

  • Penis Stroker (use with the bullet vibrator)

  • Blindfold

  • Jeweled Aluminum Butt Plug

  • Vanilla Massage Oil 30ml

  • Velvet Handcuffs (use with the under-mattress restraints)

  • Thick Cock Ring

  • Mini Paddle

  • Sex Position Snap Card Game

  • G/P-Spot Sleeve (use with the bullet vibrator)

  • Body Massager (use with the massage oil)

  • Mini Wand Vibrator (requires 2 x AAA batteries. Sold separately)

  • Dice

  • Ankle Cuffs (compatible with under-mattress restraints)

  • Kegel Balls

  • Couple’s Rabbit Cock Ring

  • Nipple Clamps

  • Finger Vibrator Sleeve (use with the bullet vibrator)

  • Under-Mattress Restraints

  • Menthol Orgasm Balm 7g

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Shop the Womanizer X We-Vibe Couple's Advent Calendar 2024 for $249. (Photo via Sarah Rohoman)

This advent calendar is absolutely worth it! If you were to buy the three most expensive toys in this calendar individually, it would cost the same as the whole 24-piece kit.

If you're a beginner, there are lots of entry-level toys for couples to enjoy like the blindfold, bullet vibrator, massage oil and body massager. If you're more familiar with sex toys, there's still plenty to enjoy, such as the Kegel Balls, body restraints, penis stroker and jewelled butt plug.

As someone in between those two levels, I really enjoyed opening up all these boxes and finding products I wouldn't normally pick up. The Couple’s Rabbit Cock Ring genuinely made me say, "What in the Christian Grey is this?" but I have looked it up and it makes much more sense now.

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The Womanizer X We-Vibe Couple's Advent Calendar 2024 is valued at around $600. (Photo via Sarah Rohoman)

The only two misses for me in this calendar are the blindfold, which feels a tad cheap, and the nipple clamps — they have little lightning bolts that dangle and the Harry Potter vibes are not it for me.

Overall, I would be more than happy to buy this calendar, particularly given that it has toys from top-notch brands like Womanizer and We-Vibe. I'm already looking forward to next year's offering!


This 12-piece advent calendar is valued at more than $300. 

Pros
  • Impressive variety of products
  • Great products for the more experienced customer
  • Excellent value
  • Geared for both solo and couples' play
Cons
  • Similar products to the 24-piece calendar
$149 at Lovehoney at Lovehoney

The Lovehoney Indulge Sex Toy Advent Calendar is valued at $331 and has 12 days of toys to unwrap. It retails for $149 and features items geared towards sensory play for both couples and solo users, such as a clitoral suction vibrator, anal beads and a G-spot stimulator.

Lovehoney Indulge Sex Toy Advent Calendar 2024 (12 piece)
Shop the Lovehoney Indulge Sex Toy Advent Calendar 2024 for $149. (Photo via Sarah Rohoman)

The advent calendar has 12 items:

  • Lovehoney Indulge Clitoral Suction Stimulator

  • USB Rechargeable Bullet Vibrator

  • Mini Wand Vibrator

  • Kegel Balls

  • Nipple Clamps

  • G-Spot Dildo

  • Crystal Butt Plug

  • Anal Beads

  • Finger Vibrator Sleeve

  • Blindfold

  • Toy Gel 60ml and Fresh Toy Wipes

  • Mint Orgasm Balm

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Shop the Lovehoney Indulge Sex Toy Advent Calendar 2024 for $149. (Photo via Sarah Rohoman)

With quality products and a fun variety of items, this advent calendar is absolutely worth it — the most expensive product individually retails for $80 and the calendar costs $149, so it's loaded with value.

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Lovehoney Indulge Sex Toy Advent Calendar 2024 (12 piece) (Photo via Sarah Rohoman)

While the 24-piece calendar has more playful items, the 12-piece calendar cuts some of the cutesy items and gets down to business. It has many of the same products as the 24-piece but with the notable addition of anal beads.

If you're looking an advent calendar geared towards solo use, this is likely the right one for you!

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