My Lungs Are Physically Sore From Laughing So Hard At These 18 Black Twitter Tweets From The Week
Hey folks! Another week, another list of the funniest Black tweets on the internet. Let's dive in:
1.
I brought my lunch today in a Walmart bag, why my manager gonna come up to me and whisper “We gonna get you a lunch bag for Christmas” pic.twitter.com/p4jPxSnHMZ
— Ron (@ronthacreator) December 10, 2024
Bravo Twitter: @ronthacreator
2.
Y’all can find everything about Luigi Mangione, but claim you couldn’t find Kamala Harris’s policies. pic.twitter.com/lhGBTbWm21
— Drop It Low for Paimon (@wondermann5) December 10, 2024
BRAVO / Twitter: @wondermann5
3.
Went to T.I.’s Trap City Cafe last night…. SIX wings and TWO shrimp tacos… THIRTY THREE DOLLARS… no, I didn’t leave a tip, because T.I.P. already took 20%, PLUS a convenience fee. This is the Atlanta bullshit I be talking about.
— Kyla Jenée Lacey (@Kyla_Lacey) December 11, 2024
4.
i tried to cut somebody off in traffic girl why my car cut off 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
— deri 🐞🫧🧘🏽♀️ (@itsprettyderi) December 5, 2024
5.
Fuck a coat you gotta wear your stove out this mf 😭
— BRE DA TALK😅💫 (@breyonceeeeeee) December 2, 2024
6.
when sza sings that one lyric i just stay quiet pic.twitter.com/1iziz34A4I
— fati🌬 (@timidivy) December 11, 2024
Bravo / Twitter: @timidivy
7.
YALL my boss called me into his office. I’m thinking I’m in trouble whole time I’m getting a RAISE pic.twitter.com/2oAl4AWiG0
— stud wrangler (@_ssani) December 4, 2024
8.
TF IS WE? https://t.co/c4Mz98QnEe pic.twitter.com/ySId4aiv1p
— ඞ (@lifeinchaos_) December 8, 2024
Hulu / Twitter: @lifeinchaos_
9.
That line faint as hell. Girl that ain’t nothin but a lil gas you’ll be aight https://t.co/xVdtq6t3qx
— HollywoodChris™ (@Talk_2_Em_Chris) December 5, 2024
10.
love that Cynthia erivo is bald w no eyebrows I bet she be feeling so clean after a shower oooo i just shivered
— mijita (@mijitax3) December 8, 2024
11.
smoking with a white girl rn she sayin thank u every time I pass the blunt 😩
— Yfg Fatso (@FATSOREAP808) December 8, 2024
12.
why my friend said he’s taking out a life insurance policy to go to the kendrick/sza show just in case drake blows up the venue 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
— ethical hater (@DijahSB) December 3, 2024
13.
Why are you making a damn account for a baby and pretending the baby is talking? pic.twitter.com/MoCi8zrUMg
— 💕 (@MoniqueK___) December 10, 2024
WeTV / Twitter: @MoniqueK___
14.
I remember when I used to do ppl ponytails and they would text me and tell me it slid off 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂okay ??? It was $50 what did you expect
— CLAZZY✰ (@Layz1o) December 11, 2024
15.
Bad pillow placement but we move lmaoooo https://t.co/b6wizTmQgR
— Niko (@nikotaughtyou) December 9, 2024
NBC Sports / Twitter: @nikotaughtyou
16.
job applications be like “not that it matters lol but are you black 👀”
— girlygirlll💅🏼 (@pink_chellaaa) December 3, 2024
17.
drake at the rogers center while kendrick and sza performing pic.twitter.com/utnuGtQeqP
— ethical hater (@DijahSB) December 3, 2024
18.
Christmas is in two weeks and ion even got the thought that counts
— 𝗖𝗵𝗶༒ (@iamchiomaa_) December 12, 2024
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