This one-sleeved denim bikini is here to ruin your tan

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Long-sleeve denim bikini by Amir Slama (Photo: Farfetch)

A fashion designer has found a way to ruin our two favourite sleeve trends [ruched and bell, fyi] with this Frankenstein swimwear creation.

Amir Slama’s ‘Long Sleeve Bikini Set‘ fuses denim with poolwear, statement sleeves with one-shouldered necklines, and can you imagine actually wearing this in water?

The pleasure of contending with a horribly soggy arm all summer will set you back a cool £285, which may seem steep for a bikini but look at all that extra fabric your money will buy you!

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Long-sleeve denim bikini by Amir Slama (Photo: Farfetch)

When it comes to denim, clearly nothing is sacred anymore. This year we’ve witnessed a whole host of upsetting inventions

We’re looking at you, Topshop.

And this ‘bum zip’ design by Vetements X Levi’s.

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We blame Kendall Jenner for starting it all with these ‘invisible jeans’.

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Kendall Jenner rocks ‘invisible jeans’. [Photo: BG002/Bauer-Griffin/GC Images]

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