Hello, fellow internet explorers! Welcome back to Chronically Online, where we break down the latest memes, TikTok trends, and viral moments that are buzzing around in your phone.
The first trailer for ‘MADAME WEB’ has been released.In theaters on February 14. pic.twitter.com/7U9ys3MVsQ
— DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) November 15, 2023
The specific line is: "He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died." Maybe it makes more sense in context?
People threw it into existing meme formats, including Dakota Johnson's iconic "Ellen" appearance.
he was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died pic.twitter.com/xJ4HSc1iXx
— alex (@alex_abads) November 15, 2023
Needless to say, people had a lot of fun with the cringey dialogue.
In another life, I would have really liked… just being in the Amazon… with your mom… when she was researching spiders… right before she died pic.twitter.com/H5uTqdOHpg
— Isaac Feldberg (@isaacfeldberg) November 16, 2023
But Twitter wasn't done there. No, they also had to dig up old Travis Kelce (Taylor Swift's new boo) tweets, but don't worry! They were surprisingly unproblematic.
taylor swift in 2011: from when your brooklyn broke my skin and bones i’m a soldier who’s returning half her weight, and did the twin flame bruise paint you blue? just between us, did the love affair maim you too?travis kelce in 2011: i just gave a squirle a peice of bread pic.twitter.com/VSqRoG2TcY
— veronica 19/11 (@folklorexcvi) November 15, 2023
In fact, they were — dare I say — wholesome? And funny? And kind of made me love him more?
Up at Olive Garden with papa!! Had to grab the Fettucini with the Chicken Alfredo!! #shmackin
— Travis Kelce (@tkelce) June 27, 2011
Brands like Olive Garden and Chipotle definitely love him after he gave them shoutouts.
And another Twitter meme emerged this week: the not-yet-a-burger cow. Vegans, look away.
People twisted the original post into a joke, offering everything from meaty promises to suggesting recipes. I'm not sure whether to laugh or cringe!
You’re so much more, darling. You’re kpomo, leather, oxtail, peppersoup, nkwobi, suya… No Nigerian funeral is complete without you. You’re not a burger love, you’re more. Don’t let anyone tell you you’re a burger. https://t.co/ixWgyt5iXU
— The Queen. (@TheLotaChukwu) November 14, 2023
Meanwhile, on TikTok, another celeb got into hot water after participating in one of those "hey, random stranger, show me your apartment" videos.
The celeb: Reese Witherspoon's son. The issue: Nepo baby syndrome.
People in the comments seemed divided on whether or not the NYC apartment (admittedly very nice, but he does have roommates) screamed "nepo baby" or not. Guess we'll never know!
And now (for a palate cleanser), we rounded up a few enjoyable things from around the internet, just for you.
Yearn: To be a rich dog staying at The Plaza hotel.
Put: Some respect on Stanley Tucci's name!!!
stanley tucci isn’t sweating over a pot of al dente risotto on tiktok daily for this https://t.co/jtErlWx0nK
— lucy ford 🍊 (@lucyj_ford) November 16, 2023
Wish: That you could make art like *this*.
this may just be my favorite creation yet pic.twitter.com/kY6YK6d3PI
— maya🎨. (@PurdieeArt) November 17, 2023
Jam: Andre 3000's new album (it's not what you expect).
That's all for this week! Be free and go forth to explore the deepest (and weirdest) corners of the internet this weekend. Enjoy!
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