Except for the occasional department store appearance to promote her billion-dollar clothing and shoe line, Jessica Simpson‘s life seems like one big vacation. Or maybe that’s just her “Instagram Life.” Either way, our favorite tuna queen has been on an actual vacation for the last week, with hubby Eric Johnson sans kids, and it’s been a sexy affair.
Maybe because TMZ posted some photos of her Bahamas vacay that weren’t superflattering (though they weren’t unflattering either — she’s a gorgeous girl), she’s been posting up a storm on social media. So we rounded up all of the photos in one spot for an Instacram viewing experience.
If we were captioning these ourselves, we’d go with “wowza” for this shot of the couple, who have been together for eight years and are still superhot for each other. For a photo inside a closet, we see very little clothing and a lot of skin, especially his abs.
While her sis has been negotiating a deal for a new reality show, Jess has been doing equally important work perfecting her so-called closet selfie game.
We’re not sure how many bikinis she brought on the trip, but you can never have too many. Animal print for the win!
We’re happy to report that the singer turned reality TV star turned fashionista did get out of the house during the trip, logging some quality beach time. While enjoying the sunshine, she worked on her “sexy selfie” skills, but there were some hazards. Ya know — sand.
This one was better — trout pout on display and beachy blond locks to die (dye?) for.
We also saw the ex-NFL player’s abs in this “Babe Alert” shot in which he’s practicing to bring back Baywatch.
And who knew there was another musician in the house? Maybe “The Flying E” will be featured on the Amazing J’s long-promised next album.
Jess and Eric are parents to Maxwell, who turned 6 on Tuesday, and Ace, 4. As for having more kids, last month she teased, “We always practice, but it would definitely have to be a miracle.”
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