Step into your alter ego with this season’s trends... THE MAXIMINIMALIST

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(Alamy Stock Photo)

THE MAXIMINIMALIST

She’s game for a wine at one. Honey, you want one too? Sleek, strappy, starving for more — the steamed clams come with Cartier. Order! She’ll try the soufflé Suissesse in slinky linen slacks. I want the salmon rillettes. The stilettos are twisted — gold leaf or stomping on nail varnish — and dinky Dior bags are starter size. Clack, clack, clack. Crack the oysters open and… breathe. Darling, this one’s on me.

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(Alamy Stock Photo)

Armani Exchange shoulder bag - £115

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(ARMANI 942841_2F757_09117-1.jpg)

Gauge, Lobi dress - £390

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(GAUGE LOBI_black_Front (2).jpg)

Nensi Dojaka layered triangle-cup bra - £385

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(Nensi Dojaka layered triangle-cup bra £385 FARFETCH.COM.jpg)

Hublot, big band steel watch - £9,000

 (HUBLOT, BIG BAND STEEL WATCH, £9000)
(HUBLOT, BIG BAND STEEL WATCH, £9000)