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The Donald Trump guide to flirting – in five easy steps

It is an established fact that Donald Trump possesses a quite superhuman level of charm, especially in the vicinity of women. After all, for what other reason would Melania Knauss – 24 years his junior, international fashion model, speaker of six languages – have fallen so madly in love with him back in the early Noughties? 

The US President has become even more adept at smooth-talking since taking office in the White House, too. Take yesterday as an example. During a photo opportunity in the Oval Office, the 71-year-old held a congratulatory phone call with Leo Varadkar, the new Taoiseach, and mentioned that there were a number of Irish journalists in the room.

He then beckoned to his desk Caitriona Perry, an RTE reporter, and proceeded to engage in 10 seconds of what many (Perry included) saw as "bizarre" and slightly creepy banter – but which he probably saw as just another successful interaction with a member of the opposite sex. 

So how does he do it? Introducing the Donald J Trump guide to flirting. 

Warning: do not try at home.

1. Be liberal with compliments

During Perry's lucky encounter, Trump called her over by saying: "Go ahead. Come here, come here. Where are you from? We have all of this beautiful Irish press [here]."

Note the sultry repetition of "come here", the natural inquisition ("where are you from?") and the compliment on her appearance.  

It's a classic triptych, I think we can all agree, and it elicited a smile (or was that a grimace?) from Perry. Then, Trump's next move is to speak as if she's not in the room.

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The point at which Perry probably wished there really was a trap door

 "She has a nice smile on her face so I bet she treats you well," he tells Varadkar over the phone, who at this point is probably just thrilled he isn't using Facetime.

What woman could fail to be charmed? We await the next time Trump compliments a male reporter on his smile.

2. Be cheeky

By his standards, Trump was being polite to Perry. A clip emerged last month of the New Yorker's halcyon pre-Presidential years – when he was merely a rich man and future reality television star. 

In the footage, from 2000, Trump is interviewed at an awards ceremony by Emma Bunton and Victoria Beckham of the Spice Girls. Upon meeting them, he immediately peers around and seems to compliment Bunton's body. The cheeky chappy! Unstoppable locker-room banter.

"Donald!" Bunton shouts, before covering her cleavage and turning away. Trump just smirks, and in the background his then girlfriend, Melania, watches on and practices the interior eye roll she will go on to perform thousands and thousands of times. 

3. Be 'tactile'

There is little doubt that Trump is a man for whom personal space is not a factor, as he told Billy Bush on that infamous leaked Access Hollywood tape

There was the hand-holding with Theresa May; the attempted (and denied) hand-holding with his own wife; the hugs with all who'll accept them; and, of course, those  photographs with Ivanka, who he previously joked he would 'date' if she 'weren't his daughter'. 

Tiny handed high five.

4. Become a social media strongman

If there's one thing women love, The Donald seems to think, it's a man who is willing to defend them in 140 characters. Outside of that? Probably not.

In 2012, he tweeted directly at Katy Perry to warn her about John Mayer ("he dates and tells"), which was kind and protective of him. Mayer and Perry broke up soon afterwards. 

Two years later and Trump was messaging Perry again, this time to question her decision to marry Russell Brand. Four times, he tweeted her. Perry and Brand had just divorced. 

Arguably it, this is what's known as 'the long game': work on becoming somebody's friend, go slowly, offer supportive words, and romantic love will eventually flourish. And did it?

5. Flirt with disaster – all the time

What is sexier than a dangerous man? Right ladies? It works for James Bond, so why shouldn't it work for another jet-setting international playboy?

Trump has the biggest bomb in the world, the mightiest military and probably the most extraordinary hair. Yet, he's being 'investigated for a possible obstruction of justice', has the worst approval ratings of any President and is now officially disliked by 37 nations around the world. 

Meanwhile, hopefully-written articles predicting his impeachment are produced daily – a fire the Trump administration seems happy to feed with fresh chaos as regularly as it can.

So he is always an inch from it all crashing down, but still he remains intact, treating us mean and keeping us keen. Truly, it's like he's flirting with the entire world.