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Cocaine Bear trailer stars drug-addled animal on rampage

Watch the first trailer for Cocaine Bear, a new film about a bear who goes on a murderous rampage after ingesting a huge amount of cocaine.

Video transcript

[SIREN]

- Medic!

[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

[OFF-HOOK TONE]

- Oh, Jesus!

[DRAMATIC MUSIC]

What is that?

[DOOR CREAKING]

[GROWLING]

- Beth, we should go.

[CRASH]

[SNARLING]

- Millions of dollars' worth of cocaine fell from the sky this morning in Knoxville, Tennessee.

- There's more of this out there. They dumped it somewhere.

- I'm looking for my daughter.

- The forest is a dangerous place.

- Hey, Henry! Check it out. Something got into it. A deer, maybe.

- A lot of cocaine was lost. I need you to go and get it.

- No, no, no, no! Do eat that! Don't eat that!

- Let's see what kind of effect that has on it.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

- The bear. It fucking did cocaine.

[SNARLING]

A bear did cocaine.

- There was a bear.

- A bear?

- It was fucked!

- Hey! That's inappropriate.

[SCREAMS]

- You're safe. Bears can't climb trees.

- Of course, they can!

[HEAVY BREATHING]

[GASPS]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

(SINGING) Higher, baby.

- Oh, shit.

(SINGING) Get higher, baby.

- It kind of seems like a thing that stays with a man forever.

(SINGING) Higher, baby.

- Apex predator.

[SCREAMING]

[GUNSHOT]

(SINGING) Higher, baby.

- High on cocaine.

[GUNSHOT]

[SCREAMING]

- Out of its mind.

- Go!

- Oh, man. You fucked.

(SINGING) Higher, baby.

- What the fuck is wrong with that bear?

(SINGING) Higher, baby.

- Shoot it, Beth!

[GUNSHOT]

(SINGING) Higher, baby.

- Beth, [INAUDIBLE].

(SINGING) Get higher, baby. And don't ever come down. [INAUDIBLE]

[GASPS]

- We have such good luck in nature.

[GROWLING]

[SCREAMING]

(SINGING) Who, what?