31 Ridiculously Funny Texts That — Full Disclosure — Might Be Fake

Are some of the tweets in this post fake? Yeah, probably. But so what? Most of our lives are fake. We have fake friends, fake eyelashes, fake heights on our driver's license, you name it! So sit back, relax, and enjoy these texts that'll make you laugh and then go:

A man in a suit with a mustache looks doubtful, holding a pen up. Text reads: "I don't believe you."
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1.Real or not, I'm thinking this text exchange has 100% happened before.

Text conversation about having a girlfriend includes a humorous and playful exchange with emojis
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2.Well played, sir. Well played.

Screenshot of a text conversation showing confusion over the term "happenin," leading to frustration and profanity
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3.I'd make my wife wait outside too in this situation.

Text message exchange: "I'm here. Forgot my keys, can you open please x," followed by a photo of a kitten on a socked foot. "You're joking right?"
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4.This lil bro either has one hell of a friend (or dealer).

Text conversation mix-up where a mom replies humorously, thinking "need bud?" means "need what?" and receives an explanation about needing a friend
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5.I can see no fault in the logic here.

Text conversation: One person claims to hunt aliens. The other doubts alien existence, leading to the response, "You're welcome," implying success
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6.Wow, I guess I am eating healthy too!

Text conversation joking about eating healthy with a photo of a slice of pizza described as "aged organic milk" and "tomato purée."
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7.He really walked right into that one (almost like it was made up).

Text exchange humorously addresses staying cool by agreeing in arguments
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8.Be right back, going to go text this to my wife.

Text conversation with a sequence of blue speech bubbles forms a face with eyes, an ear, and lips as emojis
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9.These texts need a laugh track.

Text message exchange: Person coming out as gay, but mother is asking them to come out to the car. Lighthearted misunderstanding
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10.😳 😳😳

Text conversation with a humorous misunderstanding about eating a date, where one person clarifies that a date is a fruit
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11.I don't know, this joke does feel like something a dad would drop.

Text conversation between a dad and Tina; dad urges her to call urgently, but she refuses
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12.Ladies, would this line work on you?

A humorous text exchange with playful innuendo about spending time together
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13.I see what he did there.

Text conversation summary: One person invites another over, but a misunderstanding occurs. They apologize and agree to talk on Tuesday
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14.Well, when you put it that way...

Text message exchange: "Dude, trust me, onions are the only food that make you cry." "Okay, so if I threw a watermelon at your face, you'd just smile and ask for more?"
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15.Think before you reply, folks, LOL.

Text message exchange with a typo about electrocution; response of shock, then correction
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16.This one may be fake, but it feels like the kind of exchange that happens a LOT between kids and parents/grandparents.

Text exchange about a mom questioning slang "mood af" and its inappropriate use in a gorilla video context
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17.Hey, look! It's the fakest (but still funny) one on the list.

Text conversation joke about an Uber driver inside a building with a car on the stairs. Person asks if the driver is outside, driver replies "Unfortunately no."
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18.The real danger of marijuana.

Text exchange about hearing footsteps when high, revealing they are walking themselves. Humorous take on marijuana effects
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19.LOLOLOL.

A humorous text exchange where a mom refuses to pick up her child from a sleepover because the noisy kids are her siblings and their dad
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20.Hey, how did one of my texts end up on here?

A text exchange showing a missed call and humorous reply: "You can" and "I didn't say I'd pick up."
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21.I don't care if you laugh at this one, but please, PLEASE admire that A+ kitty.

Image of a black and white cat wearing a tie. Text exchange below: "What's that fat cat doing" - "He has a job interview" - "He's hired"
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22.In fairness to the Beatles, this was an unreleased track.

Text conversation joking about incorrect Beatles lyrics that suggest leaving a dog in a hot car, ending with negative sentiment towards the Beatles

And if you're thinking, "You serious, Clark?" the answer is: I am not!

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23.I'd make an exception too.

Text message exchange about a no-pets lease exception due to a polite-looking frog photo
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24.Well...

Text message exchange joking about a store's "bottoms" section, humorously implying it’s designed specifically for someone
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25.That's one bad granny, LOL.

Text message exchange where Grandma humorously asks for a sticker saying "I don't want to Netflix and flirt, I'm here to life alert and squirt."
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26.This actually feels like a very authentic exchange in the modern dating world.

Text conversation: One person asks "How’s ur nite going?" The other replies with confusion, "my what", leading to "oh ok goodnight."
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27.This one has some logic problems, but if you go with it, it's pretty funny.

Text conversation about leaving early, acknowledging drunkenness, and calling an Uber for a ride home
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28.Man, it's rough out there for a short king!

Text message exchange where one person jokes about needing to be over 6 feet tall to talk, while the other humorously pleads with "mom."
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29.Actually, I could definitely see a husband sending this one (said as a husband myself).

Text message conversation where one person suggests something romantic, and the other replies about undone dishes
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30.In fairness, it does take WAY longer than five years to live down something like this.

A text message is seen over a planet Earth background, discussing an incident in a car from five years ago
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31.And lastly, I really hope this one IS fake, because otherwise 🤦‍♀️.

Text exchange with a typo correction: "I just picked up the medication for my cat..." followed by "I hope it dies" then corrected to "does."
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