20 rubbish presents you can buy from your local garage on Christmas Day morning (if you're desperate)
You best hope there’s some Little Trees in stock, mate. It’s you’re only hope of looking like you actually put some thought into this crappy decision. [Photo: Little Trees]
Get something for her she’d never get herself. [Photo: Rustlers]
If you don’t drink you’ll die so essentially this cup is the gift of life. [Photo: hotline.co.uk]
A nonperishable reminder of your excellent life choices. [Photo: Jasmine Jones]
Tell her you’re going to buy and install a wood burning stove and this is just a precursor. [Photo: cedarwoodfules]
Not just a cheap and perfectly edible Christmas dinner but the gift of time. Way more important than superficial stuff like home cooking. [Photo: Student Money Saver]
If you live somewhere posh like Surrey you might luck out with some up market electrical shiz. Does your nan need a drone? Never mind, she’s getting one now. [Photo: Jasmine Jones]
Not the cheap stuff, the good stuff. Just one towel is enough to wipe away a Christmas worth of tears. [Photo: Cleaningsupplies4u]
Stack and tie with your shoelace et voila! A summertime picnic set. Something to look forward to, innit? [Photo: Costa]
Preferably ones with biscuit in to show care about their fibre intake. [Photo: keepingshop]
Tell her she must keep it close to her bosom always as a reminder of the eternal flame that is your love. [Photo: ebay]
Don’t show up empty handed at the in-laws! Bring a grab bag for all to share. [Photo: Lizzie Hammond]
Show your willing to go the extra mile by spending triple the average price on a bottle of water. [Photo: Danone]
Batteries in classic double A. [Photo: Duracell]
This gift can be used months after the date of receipt. [Photo: Ginsters]
Not just for travelling, can be used on the sofa or sat on if you’ve got piles. Great for all ages really. [Photo: Pack My Case]
Kids love a good fleece blanket to play with at Christmas. [Photo: Jasmine Jones]
Give the gift of cancer this Christmas. [Photo: Mr Capetown]
If it doesn’t fit – no problem! Can be used upturned as a soap dish or to collect nut shells. [Photo: ebay]
Or – OR novelty bottle stop!
Leaving your Christmas shopping till the actual day huh? You mad bad renegade. If you’re the type who decides at the eleventh hour you might give a tiny rat’s arse about giving gifts, your choices are pretty much limited to the petrol station. The absolute state of your life! Might as well embrace it.
15 super last minute Christmas presents (that you can buy on Christmas eve)