But has anyone in their right mind ever said, "Do you know what this world needs? Pumpkin spice and Spam." No. No they have not.
Now I'm not saying I'm against pumpkin spice as flavour, in fact I'm as basic as they come when it comes to a fancy coffee with all that cinnamon and nutmeggy goodness. But we have to draw the line somewhere, people.
With this in mind, here are 14 foods, drinks and household items that have no right to be pumpkin spiced.
1. Pumpkin spice houmous
Houmous is perfectly good as it is, please stop ruining it by stuffing unnecessary things in there.
2. Pumpkin spice cheese
Surely we don't have to explain this one.
3. And pumpkin spice cream cheese
Saying that, this would probably be quite nice on the bagels, wouldn't it?
4. Pumpkin spice chewing gum
Mmmmmm, lovely pumpkin spice fresh breath. Said no one ever.
5. Pumpkin spice crisps
I wouldn't know whether to dunk these into melted chocolate or spicy salsa (more on that later...)
6. And pumpkin spice Pringles in particular
Still, the pumpkin ones are definitely a better choice than the white chocolate peppermint version.
7. Pumpkin spice lip balm
Think I'll stick to Vaseline, ta very much.
8. Pumpkin spice spam
Pumpkin spice meat in a can? It's a no from me.
9. Pumpkin spice sausages
Speaking of pumpkin spice meat...
10. Pumpkin spice dog treats
Maybe I'm not giving dogs enough credit here, but I'm just not sure they care if their treats taste like autumn or not.
11. Pumpkin spice salsa
Perfect for dunking those pumpkin spice crisps into
12. Pumpkin spice vodka
Although, if it gets you drunk, who am I to complain?
13. Pumpkin spice air freshener
Just so incredibly wrong.
14. Pumpkin spice cough sweets
Just when you thought you couldn't feel any more ill than you already do, you go and suck on one of these bad boys.