12 best sex toy advent calendars: your kinky Christmas countdown starts here

best sex toy advent calendars uk 2022
12 best sex toy advent calendars Christmas 2022

Forget carol singing, ice skating or eggnog - the best event of the festive season is for adults only. That's right ladies, the annual sex toy advent calendar round-up is back for another X-rated countdown to the big day, and we are here for it.

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However, our fave saucy advent calendars are selling like hotcakes and you have less than a month to snap one up, so buy yours now to avoid disappointment, and quadruple your December orgasm quota in the process.

12 best sex toy advent calendars to shop now

If you haven't heard about this magical yearly event, prepare to get seriously excited. Just like a traditional advent calendar, behind every numbered door hides a surprise that promises to build daily excitement right up until the big day. But these are no ordinary calendars... The humble chocolate has been switched for 24 orgasmic sex toys that promise to really get the party season started!

But there's more: not content with giving couples a kinky Christmas, this year the leading sex toy retailers have pulled out all the stops and you can also buy a sex toy advent calendar for solo fun, one for the boys and there's even a lingerie edit...

1. Bondara 12 Days for Her Sex Toy Advent Calendar

Another bumper calendar designed with pure pleasure in mind, this saucy Christmas countdown includes all the essentials to get you in the mood including a ribbed dildo, a nipple sucker, a clit stimulator, a multi-speed vibrator, and a diamond studded butt plug! And it's on sale for only £49.99. Christmas is all set to get seriously sexy.

2. 24 Days of Play Couple's Sex Toy Advent Calendar

Tempted to get really kinky this Christmas? Bondara is not messing around with its BDSM-inspired couple's sex toy advent calendar and things are about to get serious. Prepare to spank, nipple and tease your way through December with this bumper selection of 24 bondage-based sex toys including massage oil, lube, tape, an anal douche, a butt plug, jiggle balls, a strap-on and more. And it's on sale today!

3. Tracy’s Dog Sex Toy Calendar with Sucking Clitoral Vibrator

Fans of clitoral vibes will no doubt have heard of Tracy's Dog! The brand famed for its orgasmic suction toys have taken things one step further this Christmas. Alongside its classic clit stimulators, prepare for a bumper supply of G-spot vibes, lashing of lube, nipple clamps, sexy card games, Kegel balls, erotic candles and even bondage kit to kick off your kinky Christmas in style! Tis the season to be very, very merry.

4. Lovehoney Blowmotion 12 Days of Play Sex Toy Advent Calendar

Here at WH we are all for female pleasure, but we like to keep the chaps happy too. This is a great gift for couples who don't live together or people in long distance relationships who often spend stretches of time apart. What better way to build excitement for the festive season when you can finally be together than with a 12-piece gift set for him to open every day in the run up to Christmas... The bumper pack includes everything he might need to get the juices flowing including cock rings, butt plugs, strokers and vibes. And to keep his hands busy, it also includes a Blowmotion Dual-Entrance Real-Feel Vibrator worth £59.99.

5. Sinful Original Advent Calendar Bestseller Edition

Have you been a good girl this year? Don't listen to the naysayers, bad girls deserve presents too! Treat yourself to the Original Advent Calendar from Sinful and enjoy 24 sexy gifts for just £79 including powerful sex toys, bondage equipment and a host of kink-inspired surprises to keep you busy for a month - so you won't be stuck for things to do this Christmas countdown.

6. Satisfyer Premium 2022 Erotic Advent Calendar

Santa baby! Satisfyer has some seriously sensual gifts for you this year... Feeling frisky? Prepare to get down every single day throughout December with this bumper pack of lingerie, clit-tingling sex toys, massage oils and more.

7. Lovehoney 7 Nights of Temptation Lingerie Advent Calendar

We can't decide if Lovehoney's inaugural lingerie calendar is really for you, your lover, or your Instagram followers, but who cares! With a whole week's worth of saucy doors to open that are all stuffed with sartorial surprises, you can celebrate together. The lingerie edit includes seven saucy and Insta-worthy underwear pieces plus accessories to take your festive seduction up a notch, including a sheer mesh tie-front bra, a matching eye mask and an erotically scented candle. Merry Christmas, one and all...

8. 12 Days For Him Sex Toy Advent Calendar

Another saucy gift for the man in your life, Bondara's sex toy advent calendar contains an eye-watering selection of 12 kinky delights including lube, a vibrating cock ring, a masturbator, a prostate massager, a penis pump and more, and all for just £49.99 in the sale. Can't wait until the big day? If a couple of doors accidentally ping open and you're compelled to get stuck in early, we won't judge you. It is the season of goodwill after all.

9. Sinful 12 Days of Christmas Adventures for Women

Tempted to indulge but not sure where to start? Sinful's 12 days of Christmas sex toy advent calendar is ideal for curious customers keen to try out an array of sensual pleasures. Choose from premium vibrators, saucy accessories, bondage kit and a handy how-to guide to getting down and dirty, all for just £69.

10. Ann Summers 12 Nights of Indulgence

Our fave high street filth purveyors Ann Summers have joined the sex toy advent calendar party and the brand's version is characteristically on point. It's packed with all manner of sensory delights including pheromone-infused bath salts, lashings of lube and oodles of premium sex toys to choose from. Merry Christmas ya filthy animals!

11. Lovehoney X Womanizer Couple's Sex Toy Advent Calendar

Behind the 24 sparkling doors hides a dazzling array of sex toys and accessories suitable for penises, vaginas and even bum fun. Prepare for an extravaganza of naughty gifts including a shareable assortment of £370+ worth of vibrators, butt plugs, bondage treats and sensory toys, all for the magical price of just £140! And the icing on the Christmas cake? The hero piece is the Womanizer Liberty, a powerful clitoral stimulator which normally retails at £89.99.

12. Lovehoney X Womanizer 12 Days of Play Sex Toy Advent Calendar

Flying solo? You won't be lonely this Christmas, thanks to the Lovehoney X Womaniser collab advert calendar. The saucy 12-piece gift set is packed with exciting sex toys and sensory treats including powerful vibes, anal toys, and sensual experience enhancers for solo or shareable fun. And the cherry on top is your very own Womanizer Starlet 3 clitoral stimulator, that normally retails for £69.99. Santa baby, we've been very good girls this year.

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